Pure Brute Strength.
This is what will determine who has the right to govern the nation.
Why look to parliamentary law or the percentage of votes that represents how many people gave the government a mandate?
On Saturday December 6th, at High Noon, the fate of a nation will be decided….
“All parties are now in heavy training, preparing for Saturday’s event. Details have not been worked out yet, but local police warn that traffic may be affected by the Tug of War. “We’re doing traffic simulations right now, to determine how disruptive this event will be” said a spokesperson. “One possibility is to close down the subway, and hold the entire event underground, with the Conservatives at Queen’s Park Station and the Coalition at Osgoode.”
An official binding Tug of War is unprecedented in Canadian history. While some members of the House of Commons requested that the results of the competition be proportional, the Governor General has ruled that all Tugs of War shall be decided by a “First Past the Post” system. In this case, the “post” is Dundas.”
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To prevent against rope burn, please bring gloves.
